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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

How often do you watch the news on TV?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Should I believe JD Vance's claim that Tim Walz lied about needing medical intervention to get pregnant?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

NASA sets new potential launch date for Ax-4 mission to ISS - SpaceNews

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What misfortune led to an important discovery?

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

No, not a chance

What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?