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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:09

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Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
How often do you watch the news on TV?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
NASA sets new potential launch date for Ax-4 mission to ISS - SpaceNews
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
Next, they tried...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
No, not a chance
What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?